Can We Ever Understand Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Subject: Can we ever understand men?








Because I%26#039;m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a


wire long after hypothermia has set in.





Because I%26#039;m a man, when the car isn%26#039;t running very well, I will pop


the


hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I%26#039;m looking at. If


another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, %26quot;I used to be


able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and


everything, I wouldn%26#039;t, know where to start.%26quot;





Because I%26#039;m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me


soup


and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You%26#039;re a woman. You


never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn%26#039;t a problem.





Because I%26#039;m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at


the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic


items like %26quot;cumin%26quot; or %26quot;tofu.%26quot; For all I know, these are the same


thing.


And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for


which %26quot;feminine hygiene product%26quot; is a euphemism.





Because I%26#039;m a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will


insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost


me


twice as, much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back


together.





Because I%26#039;m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my


hand


while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole


show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding


a


calculator).





Because I%26#039;m a man, I don%26#039;t think we%26#039;re all that lost, and no, I don%26#039;t


think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a


complete stranger? I mean, how on earth could he know where we%26#039;re


going?





Because I%26#039;m a man, whatever you get your mother for Mother%26#039;s Day is


okay; I don%26#039;t need to see it. And while you%26#039;re at it, don%26#039;t forget to


pick up something for my mother, also. And, please sign the card too.





Because I%26#039;m a man, you don%26#039;t have to ask me if I liked the movie.


Chances are, if you%26#039;re crying at the end of it, I didn%26#039;t.





Because I%26#039;m a man, I think what you%26#039;re wearing is fine. I thought what


you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes


is fine. With the belt or without it---looks fine. Your hair is fine.


You look fine. Can we just go now?





This has been a public service message for Women to better understand


the Male species.

Can We Ever Understand Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Women will never understand men and vice versa. That%26#039;s what makes life intertersting.
Reply:yes you can understand men if you are a perfect woman
Reply:because i am aman i%26#039;ll nver answer your questions
Reply:LOL.
Reply:because you%26#039;re a woman you shave your eyebrows off then paint them back on , because you%26#039;re a woman you say you%26#039;re looking for a real man ,then you get boob jobs , luposuction, dye your hair , because you%26#039;re a woman you tell us don%26#039;t lie then get mad when you ask does this make me look fat , because you%26#039;re a woman you have over 100 sets of clothes then tell us you don%26#039;t have a thing to wear, because you%26#039;re a woman you say you hate people who gossip , then start talking about the neighbor lady who you think is a hooker
Reply:te-he so true lol but the remote yeah thats me I can%26#039;t let it out of my sight and when I do I search for it while my show is on and then i%26#039;ll find something to distract me usually my cellphone lol ♥
Reply:too many unanswered questions...:)


gives me doubt too...:)
Reply:i love men, well my man i think the annoying things just make me love them more.... they put up with our habits and i reakon we have a lot more than them
Reply:%26quot;Son, if you don%26#039;t stop masturbating, you%26#039;ll go blind!





Dad,











I%26#039;m over here!
Reply:no, if they do spmething wrong thats coz they forgot but if we did thats our foolishness!!
Reply:no
Reply:It is strange, but the older they get, the more mellow they are. So the younger ones are hard to understand, but so are women. However, as you age, you become best friends, and all that other stuff just goes away. You understand each other and if you have lasted very long with each other, you just love each other in spite of it all. By that time, it is all over almost, so you better try harder sooner and you will have a better life together. You understand and it just does not really matter the older you get. We have lots of fun, and never argue any more. Been married too long I guess. I can%26#039;t tell you how long, because you would think I was too old, he,he.
Reply:woman = wo + man


so......u can
Reply:Yes. I can understand them and my understanding is that they are all puppies. Feed them, love them and play with them.



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